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If subtlety isn’t your thing and raised eyebrows are your love language, this shirt was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003eCrafted from 100% cotton, this structured unisex tee delivers a sharp silhouette that keeps clean lines and pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or stands strong on its own. The tubular fabric construction provides a smooth fit, while taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems ensure long-lasting durability. Comfortable, resilient, and unapologetically loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003eFabric details:\u003cbr data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1123\"\u003e• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003e• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003e• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170–180 g\/m²)\u003cbr data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003e• Open-end yarn\u003cbr data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003e• Tubular fabric\u003cbr data-start=\"1296\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003e• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003e• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1540\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003cbr data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003e• The White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.\u003cbr data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003e• Contains 0% recycled polyester\u003cbr data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003e• Contains 0% dangerous substances\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr data-start=\"1570\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr data-start=\"1593\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eMeets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1686\" data-end=\"1894\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eMade especially for you once you place your order. 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