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It’s a statement piece for those who don’t water down their humor to make it palatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"621\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003eCrafted from 100% cotton, this structured tee delivers a sharp silhouette that keeps clean lines and pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or stands confidently on its own. The tubular fabric construction offers a smooth fit, while taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems ensure long-lasting durability. 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