Absofuckinglutely (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Not “maybe.” Not “probably.” Not “we’ll see.”
Absofuckinglutely.

This tee is for the bold yes. The unapologetic agreement. The kind of confidence that doesn’t whisper—it stamps itself across the room in distressed, paint-splattered lettering that looks like it was sprayed on with pure attitude.

Printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, it delivers a structured, street-ready silhouette that holds its shape and keeps its edges sharp. The midweight fabric (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²) feels substantial without weighing you down, making it perfect for layering or owning the spotlight solo.

Ash Grey is crafted from 99% cotton and 1% polyester, while Heather shades feature a 50/50 cotton-poly blend for a softer, slightly textured finish.

Built with open-end yarn, tubular construction, taped neck and shoulders, and reinforced double seams at the sleeves and hem, this piece is designed to last—no matter how loud your “yes” gets.

The White option may appear slightly off-white due to the fabric’s natural properties. Consider it character.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction, because strong opinions don’t need waste.
Adult fit. 2-year EU warranty. Fully compliant with safety standards and free from recycled polyester and harmful substances.

When the answer is obvious.
When the energy is undeniable.
When subtle just isn’t your thing.

Absofuckinglutely.