Alive, Unfortunately (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Technically breathing.
Emotionally buffering.
Spiritually… meh.

"Alive. Unfortunately." is dark humor at its finest—minimal, brutal, and painfully relatable. The bold, distressed lettering paired with subtle skull details delivers that perfect “I showed up, that’s enough” energy. No dramatic illustrations needed. Just a blunt statement for those days when existence feels like an unpaid subscription you forgot to cancel.

It’s sarcastic. It’s moody. It’s oddly empowering.

Made from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee offers a structured fit that keeps clean lines and a sharp silhouette. It layers effortlessly into streetwear looks or stands strong on its own as a statement piece. Built with open-end yarn and tubular fabric for durability, plus taped neck and shoulders and double seams at the sleeves and hem to keep its shape—because even if you’re barely holding it together, your outfit shouldn’t be.

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because conscious choices still matter, even when enthusiasm doesn’t.

Alive.
Present.
Questioning everything.