Apple Made Me Financially Insecure (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Innovation is expensive. Loyalty is worse.

This unisex classic tee is for anyone who’s ever said, “I’ll just upgrade next year” — and then didn’t. The bold graphic tells the tragic love story between you and your favorite tech obsession: a bitten apple wrapped in chaos, surrounded by cash, gadgets, and financial regret. Flames in the background? Subtle. Accurate? Absolutely.

It’s dramatic, painfully relatable, and unapologetically honest. A wearable confession for the endlessly upgrading, the midnight pre-order crowd, and the brave souls who pretend not to check their bank account after keynote events.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this structured tee delivers a sharp silhouette that keeps clean lines and pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or casual everyday fits. The tubular fabric construction ensures a smooth, comfortable fit, while taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems provide durability that lasts longer than your last charging cable.

Fabric details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:
• The White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made especially for you once you place your order. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction — because while your wallet may be unstable, your purchasing choices can still be smart.