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Not your department.
Not your responsibility.
Not your problem.
“Ask Someone Else” is the polite way of saying absolutely not. Loud typography, chaotic comic-style energy, a skull with attitude, and unapologetic gestures make the message crystal clear: you are not the help desk.
It’s bold. It’s blunt. It saves time.
Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic t-shirt delivers a structured, confident fit that keeps sharp lines and holds its shape wear after wear. It sits clean on the shoulders and pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or stands strong on its own. Comfortable enough for everyday life, bold enough to shut down requests instantly.
Details that matter:
100% cotton
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn for a sturdy feel
Tubular fabric construction
Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Please note:
The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Designed for adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Meets EU requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde levels.
Each piece is made on demand—reducing overproduction and keeping things intentional.
Wrong person.
Wrong day.
Ask someone else.