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When the cockpit lights are blinking and the world feels turbulent… who’s actually flying?
“Autopilot In Chief” is sharp political satire with a steady hand on the controls — or maybe not. A suited commander slumps at the helm, headset on, finger hovering over the controls while the screens glow and the clock keeps ticking. It’s bold, ironic, and designed to spark debate before you even finish reading it.
This graphic doesn’t take sides. It questions leadership in the age of optics. Is someone steering — or is the system just cruising on inertia?
Printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, it delivers a structured, confident fit that keeps its edges crisp and its message unmistakable. The mid-weight fabric feels substantial yet breathable, perfect for layering or wearing solo when you’re ready for conversation.
Product details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties — because nothing in politics is ever purely black and white.
Each tee is made on demand to reduce overproduction. No mass messaging. No scripted lines. Just bold design with irreverent edge.
For adults. Built to last. Designed to question who’s really in control.
Seatbelt recommended.