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Fatalities Are My Cardio is for those who believe the real workout begins after the words “Finish Him.”
Flames rising.
Blades flashing.
Adrenaline pumping at 120 frames per second.
This design channels pure arcade brutality—masked warrior, battle stance locked in, surrounded by chaos and victory. It’s a bold tribute to late-night tournaments, blistered thumbs, and that one friend who swore they knew every fatality input by heart.
Brutal combos.
Zero mercy.
Maximum nostalgia.
Perfect for fighting game veterans, arcade-era survivors, and anyone who treats button-mashing like a competitive sport. Whether you were mastering flawless victories or rage-quitting after a surprise uppercut, this tee captures the unapologetic intensity of a legendary franchise.
Built with a structured fit and clean silhouette, this 100% cotton unisex classic tee holds its shape like a true champion—ideal for layered streetwear or standing solo as a knockout statement.
Details:
100% cotton
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimer:
White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because even warriors should fight waste.
Round one.
Sweat activated.
Workout complete. 🔥