I Really Wasn't Upset Until You Told Me To Calm Down (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Ah yes.
The most effective way to escalate any situation: “Calm down.”

“I Really Wasn’t Upset Until You Told Me To Calm Down” is a masterclass in passive-aggressive truth. Clean, bold typography delivers maximum impact with minimal effort — because sometimes the real trigger isn’t the problem… it’s the commentary.

Sharp. Relatable. Dangerously accurate.

This tee is for those who were perfectly fine — until someone decided to manage their emotions for them.

Spoiler: That never ends well.

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The Fit & Feel

This unisex classic tee offers a structured silhouette with crisp lines and durable construction. It holds its shape, layers effortlessly, and lets the message do all the talking.

Details:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:
• The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde requirements.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction — because even emotional damage should be sustainably delivered.

You had one job.
And it wasn’t to say “calm down.”