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Certified. Unhinged. Unforgettable.
This tee doesn’t ask for approval—it announces your presence. “I’m Crazy Bitch 100% Certified. Love Me or Hate Me, Either Way You’ll Remember Me.” Loud, playful, and unapologetically bold, it’s made for women who don’t shrink themselves to make others comfortable.
The vibrant graphic pops with chaotic-cute energy: big grin, oversized bow, starburst attitude. Sweet on the surface, savage underneath. It’s not just a mood—it’s a personality trait.
Crafted from 100% cotton, this classic women’s tee delivers a structured, flattering fit that holds its shape and keeps the lines sharp. It sits perfectly on the shoulders and pairs effortlessly with jeans, layered streetwear, or whatever chaos you’re styling today. Comfortable enough for everyday wear. Bold enough to turn every head in the room.
Details that matter:
100% cotton
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn for a sturdy feel
Tubular fabric construction
Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Please note:
The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Designed for adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Meets EU requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde levels.
Each piece is made on demand—because iconic energy shouldn’t be mass produced.
Love her. Hate her. Either way? She lives rent-free in your head.