Jokes With Consequences (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Some jokes land. Others leave scars.

This unisex classic tee is a brutal reminder that not every punchline walks away clean. The bold, distressed lettering slashed with red, paired with grim skull details and a wickedly sharp blade, sets the tone instantly: this humor bites back. It’s edgy, unapologetic, and fully aware that laughter sometimes comes with a cost.

The gritty, horror-inspired graphic gives it that underground, late-night energy — the kind of vibe that thrives in uncomfortable silences before the room erupts. If your sense of humor makes people hesitate before they laugh, you’re exactly where you belong.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this structured tee delivers a sharp, confident silhouette that holds its shape and pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or stands strong on its own. The tubular fabric ensures a smooth fit, while taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems provide long-lasting durability. Built tough — just like your punchlines.

Fabric details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:
• The White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made especially for you once you place your order. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction — because while your jokes may be reckless, your choices don’t have to be.