Monogamy Doesn't Exist (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Love is eternal.
Labels? Not so much.

“Monogamy Doesn’t Exist” is chaos, contradiction, and commitment issues wrapped into one unapologetic design. Three skulls—angel, devil, and wild card—sit side by side, surrounded by broken hearts, handcuffs, cocktails, and just enough mischief to start a conversation you probably shouldn’t finish.

It’s bold. It’s provocative. It doesn’t whisper its opinion—it posts it publicly.

The striking mix of red, white, and graphic detailing pops hard against the fabric, giving the artwork that rebellious, underground edge. Whether you wear it as satire, statement, or social experiment… that’s your business.

Printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, this piece delivers a structured fit that keeps sharp lines and a confident silhouette. It layers effortlessly or stands alone when subtlety isn’t the goal. Durable, comfortable, and built to survive awkward debates.

Product details:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric construction

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Please note:

• The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties.

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

For adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.

Each tee is made on demand to reduce overproduction—because if rules are optional, responsibility isn’t.