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Before emails. Before notifications. Before pretending to be a functional human.
"Mug First, World Later" is the only morning rule that actually makes sense. Because nothing—absolutely nothing—should be discussed before caffeine. Not plans. Not problems. Not “quick questions.”
The design says it loud and clear: a steaming cup front and center, alarm clock ticking, coffee beans ready for duty, and bold typography that sets priorities straight. The warm yellow accents pop against the crisp white ceramic, giving it that energized, sunrise-ready attitude—without requiring you to actually be energized yet.
Crafted from durable ceramic with a glossy finish, this 11 oz mug is built for daily rituals and necessary refills. It’s dishwasher-safe, microwave-safe, and fully prepared to handle your strongest brew (and your weakest mornings).
Specifications:
• Ceramic
• 11 oz
• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because while your mornings may be chaotic, your choices can still be thoughtful.
Sip first. Function later.