My Ex Is Why I Read Terms & Conditions (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

If love taught you lessons, this tee made sure you actually read them.

“My Ex Is Why I Read Terms & Conditions” isn’t just a punchline—it’s a lifestyle upgrade. Sharp, sarcastic, and unapologetically self-aware, this design turns relationship trauma into premium-level humor. The bold, high-contrast typography pops against the fabric, delivering that clean, graphic impact that gets double takes (and knowing nods).

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee gives you a structured silhouette that holds its shape and keeps the edges crisp. It sits just right, making it perfect for layered streetwear fits or worn solo when your mood is loud enough. Durable, comfortable, and built with taped neck and shoulders plus double seams at the sleeves and hem, it’s designed to survive more than just bad decisions.

Details that matter:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric construction

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Please note:

• The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to the natural fabric properties.

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

For adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.

Each piece is made on demand just for you. No mass production, no unnecessary waste—just smarter choices (because we read everything now).