Natural Disasters Are Just a Part of the Plan - SimCity (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Mayor by day.
Chaos architect by night.

Natural Disasters Are Just a Part of the Plan is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to every SimCity mastermind who definitely didn’t trigger that tornado… on purpose.

Skyscrapers rising.
Bridges stretching across the bay.
And somewhere in the distance… a suspiciously well-timed earthquake.

This design captures the beautiful balance between creation and destruction—the joy of zoning the perfect neighborhood and the chaotic temptation of pressing that disaster button “just to see what happens.”

It’s city-building strategy with a mischievous grin.

Perfect for retro simulation fans, urban planners at heart, and anyone who knows that sometimes you have to tear it down to build it better. Whether you optimized traffic flow like a genius or accidentally bankrupted your metropolis, this tee celebrates the golden age of sandbox creativity.

Structured, versatile, and built for everyday wear, this 100% cotton unisex classic tee delivers a clean silhouette that works effortlessly with streetwear or casual fits.

Details:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:

• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because even mayors should plan responsibly.

Zone it. Build it.
Maybe… “accidentally” destroy it. 🌪️🔥