Not My Problem (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Boundaries? Set.
Responsibility? Declined.

“Not My Problem” is the ultimate hands-off policy wrapped in bold color and zero sympathy. Loud lettering, a grinning skull, and chaotic comic-style energy make one thing crystal clear: you’re not volunteering, you’re not fixing it, and you’re definitely not stressing about it.

It’s not cold. It’s selective involvement.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic t-shirt delivers a structured, confident fit that keeps sharp lines and holds its shape wear after wear. It sits clean on the shoulders and pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or stands strong on its own. Comfortable, durable, and built for people who mind their business professionally.

Details that matter:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn for a sturdy feel

• Tubular fabric construction

• Taped neck and shoulders for added durability

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Please note:

• The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Designed for adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Meets EU requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde levels.

Each piece is made on demand—reducing overproduction and keeping things intentional.

Because caring is optional.
And today? You’re off duty.