United by Bullshit (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Flags raised. Gas masks on. Crowns polished.
Different nations. Same narrative.

United by Bullshit is a savage collage of modern civilization: power, propaganda, conflict, media noise, and blind loyalty — all orbiting a crowned globe like it’s a trophy no one knows how to hold.

Skulls. Weapons. Static-filled screens. National symbols colliding in one chaotic monument to global dysfunction. The message isn’t subtle — because the world isn’t either.

Part of the 👑 Fame, Power & Bullshit collection, this tee exposes the uncomfortable glue holding everything together. Not shared values. Not progress. Not truth. Just spectacle, spin, and carefully packaged outrage.

Different flags. Same circus.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee delivers a clean, structured fit that holds sharp lines and elevates any layered streetwear look. It sits right, falls right, and lets the statement do the heavy lifting.

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Timeless silhouette. Brutal message. No diplomatic filter.

Details & Compliance:

• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

• Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements

• For adults

• EU warranty: 2 years

Made on demand — because truth doesn’t come in bulk.

Divided by borders.
United by bullshit.