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What has balls and keeps the ladies smiling?
Not what you thought.
It’s Bingo.
Cheeky. Playful. Slightly inappropriate — but technically correct.
This design is for the girls who know how to have fun, love a good double meaning, and aren’t afraid to laugh a little louder than they “should.” Girls’ night energy. Bottomless brunch chaos. Bingo hall legends in the making.
Because sometimes the only thing better than a dirty joke…
is a clean punchline.
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Structured, flattering, and ready for whatever kind of night this turns into.
100% cotton
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Sharp silhouette. Comfortable feel. Perfect for parties, casual chaos, or your next “just one drink” that definitely won’t be one drink.
Disclaimer:
Due to fabric properties, the White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction.
Eyes on the balls.
Bingo.