Why Am I Still Tired (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

You slept.
You had coffee.
It’s still Monday.

"Why Am I Still Tired?" is the official anthem of modern existence. For the permanently drained, the battery-at-1% crowd, the ones who wake up exhausted and somehow get more tired as the day goes on. It’s not laziness. It’s life.

The artwork says it all: half-dead alarm clock, empty coffee cup, low battery warning, looming Monday energy—chaos illustrated with painfully relatable detail. The mix of muted tones and bold lettering makes the design pop against the fabric, while the slightly distressed style captures that “running on fumes” aesthetic perfectly.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee offers a structured fit that keeps clean lines and sharp edges. It layers effortlessly and holds its shape, thanks to open-end yarn and tubular fabric construction. Taped neck and shoulders plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem ensure durability—because while your energy may fluctuate, your outfit shouldn’t.

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because even if you’re running low, your choices can still be intentional.

Still tired. Still functioning. Barely.