Your Data is Safe. Somewhere - Mark Zuckerberg (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Don’t worry.
It’s totally secure.
Probably.

“Your Data Is Safe. Somewhere.” is peak digital-age reassurance — polished, corporate, and just vague enough to be hilarious. A smiling tech titan at the podium, dollar signs in the air, microphones on, confidence high. Meanwhile, your privacy? Floating in the cloud.

This design is a love letter to modern tech irony — where convenience beats caution and “accept all cookies” feels like a lifestyle choice.

It’s not anti-tech.
It’s anti-bullshit.

Wear it if you know that in the age of algorithms, you’re not the customer — you’re the product.

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The Fit & Feel

Clean. Structured. Silicon Valley–approved sharpness.

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Perfect for tech meetups, privacy debates, or scrolling through terms and conditions you didn’t read.

Disclaimer:

• Due to fabric properties, the White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde requirements.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction.

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