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Alive, Not Okay (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Graphite Heather / S
Sale price  €24,99 Regular price  €29,99
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Alive, Not Okay (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

You are here: ☠️ Dark Humor Only
Sale price  €24,99 Regular price  €29,99
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Manufacture: 2-5 days | Delivery: 3-6 days

Still breathing. Barely thriving.

This unisex classic tee captures that brutally honest middle ground between “I’m fine” and total collapse. The shattered vinyl graphic paired with a flatlining heartbeat detail says it all — you’re technically alive, but emotionally buffering. It’s raw, ironic, and painfully relatable in the best dark-humor way possible.

The distressed illustration adds a gritty, underground vibe, like a soundtrack that skips at the worst possible moment. It’s a statement for anyone navigating chaos with a dry sense of humor and just enough energy to show up.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this structured tee delivers a clean, confident fit that holds sharp lines and layers effortlessly with streetwear staples. The tubular fabric ensures a smooth silhouette, while taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems provide long-lasting durability — because even if you’re “not okay,” your outfit should be.

Fabric details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:
• The White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made especially for you once you place your order. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction — because even when life feels cracked, your choices can still be intentional.

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