Coffe, Then Talk (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Warning: verbal interaction unavailable until fully caffeinated.

"Coffee, Then Talk" is the official policy for mornings, Mondays, and any situation that requires social skills before your brain has booted up. It’s not rudeness—it’s a survival protocol.

The graphic says it all: an angry, steam-powered coffee mug with zero patience, alarm clock ticking, chaos brewing. Bold, stacked typography adds weight to the message, while the gritty illustration style gives it that perfectly unhinged pre-caffeine energy. It’s loud, relatable, and painfully honest.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee delivers a structured fit that keeps sharp lines and a clean silhouette—ideal for layering or making a standalone statement. The open-end yarn and tubular fabric construction provide durability with a timeless street-ready feel. Taped neck and shoulders, plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem, ensure it holds up through every groggy morning and over-talkative coworker encounter.

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because while your patience may be limited, your choices don’t have to be.

Step one: coffee.
Step two: maybe conversation.