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They came in rows.
They moved in sync.
You never backed down.
Defending Earth Since ’78 is a pixel-powered tribute to the arcade classic that started it all. Before open worlds. Before battle passes. Before 4K graphics. There was you, a cannon, and an endless wave of descending aliens.
Minimal. Relentless. Legendary.
This design captures the pure geometry of retro gaming—8-bit invaders lined up in formation, laser locked, mission clear: protect the planet at all costs. It’s not just nostalgia. It’s a badge of honor for the original high-score chasers.
For the arcade veterans.
For the leaderboard climbers.
For the ones who still hear that marching sound in their heads.
Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee delivers a structured silhouette with sharp edges—perfect for layering into your streetwear rotation while you quietly remind everyone you’ve been saving Earth since 1978.
Details:
100% cotton
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimer:
White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because even planet defenders can make responsible choices.
Lock on.
Fire.
Defend Earth. 👾🚀