Earth Wasn't Profitable Enough - Jeff Bezos (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

When the planet hits its quarterly ceiling, there’s always space.

“Earth Wasn’t Profitable Enough” is capitalism turned cosmic. A smug space tycoon lounges in an astronaut suit, cigar lit, rockets launching behind him while the planet burns below. Cash floats. Flames rise. Expansion never sleeps.

It’s bold satire aimed at ambition without limits — where growth charts matter more than gravity and the next frontier is just another investment opportunity.

This design doesn’t hate innovation. It questions obsession. When Earth becomes a stepping stone instead of a home, you get this: luxury in orbit, consequences on the ground.

Printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, it delivers a structured fit that keeps its shape and sharp silhouette. The mid-weight fabric feels substantial yet breathable — perfect for layered streetwear or worn solo as a high-altitude statement.

Product details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties — authentic texture over artificial polish.

Each tee is made on demand to reduce overproduction. No mass exploitation. No wasted excess. Just intentional design with interstellar attitude.

For adults. Built to last. Designed to question the mission.

Because if Earth wasn’t profitable enough… what is?