Global Problems, Cheap Excuses (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

The world is on fire.
And all we’ve got are press conferences and perfectly polished excuses.

Global Problems, Cheap Excuses is not subtle — and that’s exactly the point. Brutal typography slammed onto a raw, distressed backdrop, like a headline ripped straight from reality. No filters. No PR spin. Just the uncomfortable truth, printed in unapologetic white on black.

Part of the 👑 Fame, Power & Bullshit collection, this tee calls out the theatre of leadership, the illusion of accountability, and the art of saying everything while doing absolutely nothing. It’s not activism. It’s attitude. Wear it like a raised eyebrow at the system.

Underneath the statement? Structure.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee delivers a clean, structured fit that holds sharp lines and elevates any streetwear layering game. It sits right, falls right, and makes sure the message lands before you even speak.

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Timeless silhouette. Timely message.

Details & Compliance:

• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

• Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements

• For adults

• EU warranty: 2 years

Each piece is made on demand just for you — reducing overproduction and cutting the excess. Because if we’re going to call out cheap excuses, we’d better not make any.

No spin. No sugarcoating. Just facts.