History Repeats Badly (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Empires rise. Empires fall.
The headlines change. The pattern doesn’t.

History Repeats Badly is a brutal reminder that power never really learns — it just rebrands. Crowns, weapons, money, propaganda screens, fallen helmets… the symbols evolve, the mistakes stay the same.

This design layers past and present into one chaotic monument: monarchy, war, media, greed. A globe crowned like a trophy. A skull at its base. Civilization on loop.

Part of the 👑 Fame, Power & Bullshit collection, this tee doesn’t whisper criticism — it engraves it. It’s about the spectacle of leadership, the cycles of conflict, and the uncomfortable truth that progress often feels cosmetic.

Different century. Same ego.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee delivers a structured, clean fit that holds sharp lines and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear or bold standalone styling.

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Timeless silhouette. Timely warning.

Details & Compliance:

• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

• Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements

• For adults

• EU warranty: 2 years

Made on demand — because if history insists on repeating, at least your style doesn’t have to.

Learn? Maybe.
Repeat? Definitely.