Humor With Warnings (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Handle with care. Side effects may include awkward silence.

This unisex classic tee is your official disclaimer to the world: the humor comes loaded. Featuring bold, blood-splattered typography flanked by skulls and ominous warning symbols, the design blends hazard-sign aesthetics with unapologetic dark comedy. It’s loud, graphic, and intentionally provocative — because subtlety was never the goal.

The gritty artwork pops against the fabric, mixing macabre elements with a rebellious, almost industrial vibe. It feels like a caution label no one bothered to read — until it was too late. If your punchlines require context, thick skin, and possibly a waiver, this shirt speaks your language.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this structured unisex tee delivers a clean, confident silhouette that holds sharp lines and pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or stands strong on its own. The tubular fabric ensures a smooth fit, while taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems provide long-lasting durability. Built tough — just like your sense of humor.

Fabric details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:
• The White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made especially for you once you place your order. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction — because even if your humor is hazardous, your choices can still be responsible.