I Am A Nice Person, Just Don't Push The Motherfucker Button (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

You’re kind. You’re patient. You recycle.
But you also have limits.

“I Am A Nice Person, Just Don’t Push The Motherfucker Button” is less a warning and more a public service announcement. Clean, bold typography delivers the message with unapologetic clarity—calm on the surface, chaos if necessary.

Printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, this piece brings structure to the attitude. The fit is sharp and defined, holding its lines perfectly whether you’re layering it under a jacket or letting it speak for itself. With a solid midweight fabric (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²), it feels durable, premium, and ready for real-world interactions.

Ash Grey features a 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Heather colors combine 50% cotton and 50% polyester for a softer, textured feel.

Constructed with open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders, and reinforced double seams at the sleeves and hem, it’s made to withstand pressure—unlike your patience.

The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties. Consider it subtle. Unlike the message.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
Adult fit. 2-year EU warranty. Fully compliant with safety standards and free from recycled polyester and harmful substances.

Because being nice is a choice.
Staying nice? That depends on you.