I Annoy Stupid People, You're Welcome (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Not everyone appreciates honesty.
Good thing you’re not here to be appreciated.

“I Annoy Stupid People, You’re Welcome” is sarcasm at full volume. Featuring a grinning skull wrapped in flames and throwing a not-so-subtle gesture, this design blends dark humor with unapologetic attitude. It’s bold, rebellious, and guaranteed to filter the room before you even say a word.

The high-contrast monochrome artwork gives it that gritty, underground edge—perfect for those who thrive on sharp comebacks and zero tolerance for nonsense. It’s not rude. It’s a public service.

Printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, this shirt offers a structured fit that keeps clean lines and a strong silhouette. It layers effortlessly with streetwear staples or stands alone as your daily disclaimer. Durable, comfortable, and built to handle reactions.

Product details:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric construction

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Please note:

• The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties.

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

For adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.

Each tee is made on demand to reduce overproduction—because even chaos should be responsibly manufactured.