I Control Tiny Lives - The Sims (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Build the house.
Choose the outfit.
Remove the ladder.

I Control Tiny Lives is the ultimate power statement for anyone who’s ever paused real life to redesign a virtual kitchen at 2 a.m. This tee is a love letter to green diamonds, questionable life decisions, and the god-tier satisfaction of perfect furniture placement.

Because let’s be honest:
You’re not just playing.
You’re orchestrating destiny.

From career promotions to kitchen fires, from flawless romances to suspiciously missing pool exits—you call the shots. The iconic life-sim layout design celebrates that beautiful chaos: mood bars, simoleons, status icons, and the undeniable thrill of absolute pixelated control.

For the master builders.
For the chaos engineers.
For the ones who know free will is optional.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee delivers a structured fit with sharp lines—perfect for layering your real-life outfit while you micromanage someone else’s.

Details:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:

• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because even all-powerful overseers can make responsible choices.

Control the build.
Control the drama.
Control the tiny lives. 💎