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She doesn’t argue.
She doesn’t repeat herself.
She simply smirks and says, “I know. Relax.”
This tee is for the woman who’s always three steps ahead—and fully aware of it. The confident, sunglasses-wearing donkey says it all: calm, collected, slightly dangerous, and 100% correct. It’s not about ego. It’s about accuracy.
Bold, witty, and unapologetically self-assured, this design turns every eye roll into a victory lap. Perfect for debates you’ve already won, unsolicited advice you didn’t need, and moments when the room finally catches up to you.
Crafted from 100% cotton, this classic tee delivers a structured, flattering fit that keeps its sharp lines and polished look. It pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or stands strong on its own—because subtlety was never the point.
Product details:
100% cotton
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Please note:
The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties.
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
For adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.
Made especially for you once you order—because being right is timeless, but overproduction is not.