I'm In It for the Grog - The Secret of Monkey Island (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Some chase treasure.
Some chase glory.
Some just want the grog.

I’m In It for the Grog is a tribute to classic point-and-click adventures, pixel-perfect insults, and the kind of pirate logic that somehow makes complete sense after midnight in a Caribbean tavern.

Foamy mug in hand.
Treasure map on the table.
Questionable life choices ahead.

This design captures the spirit of retro adventure gaming—skulls, gold coins, palm trees, and that legendary drink that probably dissolves the mug if you wait too long. It’s for the witty explorers, the dialogue-tree masters, and anyone who knows that becoming a mighty pirate sometimes starts with the right beverage.

For the nostalgia seekers.
For the insult sword-fighting champions.
For the ones who click everything… just in case.

Crafted from 100% cotton with a structured fit and clean lines, this unisex classic tee pairs perfectly with layered streetwear—or a night at your local tavern plotting your next adventure.

Details:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:

• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because even pirates can be responsible.

Raise the mug.
Follow the map.
Stay in it for the grog. 🍺🏴☠️