LinkedIn Killed My Will To Network (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Endorsed for burnout. Skilled in pretending to care.

This unisex classic tee is for everyone who’s ever typed “Great insight!” through gritted teeth. The design captures peak corporate exhaustion: a drained office warrior, drowning in paperwork, laptop open, soul closed. The bold, punchy lettering says what your profile summary never could — networking fatigue is real.

It’s sharp, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. Perfect for after-hours drinks, casual Fridays, or anywhere you’d rather not “circle back.” The vivid graphic pops against the fabric, blending dark humor with modern workplace satire in a way that feels both dramatic and disturbingly accurate.

Made from 100% cotton, this structured tee delivers a clean, confident silhouette that pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or stands strong on its own. The tubular construction ensures a smooth fit, while taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems provide durability that lasts longer than your enthusiasm for connection requests.

Fabric details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:
• The White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made especially for you once you place your order. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction — because unlike your inbox, we don’t believe in unnecessary volume.