My Ex Was A Temporary Glitch (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Some relationships teach you lessons.
Others teach you how to reboot.

“My Ex Was A Temporary Glitch” is breakup energy with a software update attitude. Clean, bold typography framed like a warning label — because sometimes love isn’t destiny… it’s just a system error.

No drama. No bitterness. Just a confident acknowledgment that the bug has been fixed and the program is running better than ever.

Printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, this piece delivers a structured fit that keeps its shape and sharp lines intact. It’s comfortable, versatile, and perfect for layering — or wearing solo as a subtle flex that says you’ve moved on (and upgraded).

Product details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties — because perfection is a myth anyway.

Each tee is made on demand to reduce overproduction. No unnecessary baggage. No mass-produced emotions. Just intentional design with a little bite.

For adults. Built to last. Designed to remind you:

It wasn’t heartbreak.
It was a temporary glitch.