My Faith Has Wi-Fi Issues (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Signal weak.
Doubts strong.

“My Faith Has Wi-Fi Issues” is for the spiritually curious, the skeptically hopeful, and anyone who’s ever stared at the ceiling thinking, “Hello? Are we connected?”

It’s not anti-belief.
It’s just buffering.

This design blends sacred architecture with modern disconnection — a gothic mood with a digital punchline. Because in a world full of loud certainty, sometimes the most honest thing you can say is: the signal drops.

Perfect for deep thinkers, recovering believers, philosophical rebels, and anyone whose prayers occasionally go to voicemail.

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The Fit & Feel

Structured. Clean. Effortlessly wearable.

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Sharp lines make it ideal for layered streetwear or standalone statements.

Disclaimer:

• Due to fabric properties, the White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction.

Still searching for connection.
Reconnecting…