My Therapist Says I Have Issues, I Say She Needs Them (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

“My therapist says I have issues.”
Plot twist: they’re fully booked because of me.

"My Therapist Says I Have Issues, I Say She Needs Them" is dark humor with a razor-sharp edge. The design blends gothic melancholy with biting sarcasm: a haunting, grunge-style illustration featuring a skull, a somber figure clutching a teddy bear, and distressed textures that feel like they’ve been pulled straight from your inner monologue. It’s moody, unapologetic, and just self-aware enough to be dangerous.

This isn’t about denying your chaos. It’s about monetizing it.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee delivers a structured fit that keeps clean lines and a bold silhouette. Perfect for layered streetwear looks or worn solo as a statement piece. The open-end yarn and tubular fabric construction give it durability and a substantial feel, while taped neck and shoulders plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem ensure it stays sharp—session after session.

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because even if your life feels chaotic, your purchases can still be intentional.

You have issues.
They have invoices.
Everyone wins.