Not Safe Humor (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

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This unisex classic tee is a bold disclaimer disguised as streetwear. The chaotic graphic — grim reaper grinning, stitched-up mascot, blades, bombs, and splashes of red — makes it crystal clear: this humor isn’t designed to be comfortable. It’s loud, reckless, and intentionally over the line.

The punchy typography hits hard, layered in distressed textures and high-contrast colors that pop against the fabric. It’s not subtle. It’s not polite. And that’s exactly the point. If your jokes make group chats nervous and your punchlines come with awkward silence before laughter, congratulations — you’ve found your uniform.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this structured unisex tee delivers a sharp, confident silhouette that keeps clean edges and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear or worn solo as a statement piece. The tubular fabric construction offers a smooth fit, while taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems ensure long-lasting durability. Built tough — just like your sense of humor.

Fabric details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:
• The White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made especially for you once you place your order. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction — because the only thing explosive here should be the punchline.