Personally Victimized By My Stomach (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Your biggest enemy isn’t out there. It’s growling from within.

This unisex classic tee is a tribute to every impulsive craving, every “just one more bite,” and every late-night decision that felt right… until it didn’t. The fiery, furious stomach graphic says it all — flames blazing, teeth clenched, surrounded by the very snacks that started the war. It’s chaotic, painfully relatable, and unapologetically dramatic.

Bold, vintage-style lettering paired with a loud, cartoonish illustration turns everyday digestive betrayal into a wearable masterpiece. Whether it’s pizza at midnight, spicy regrets, or that questionable gas station snack, this shirt captures the eternal struggle between you and your own appetite.

Made from 100% cotton, this structured unisex tee delivers a sharp silhouette that holds its shape and elevates any casual or layered streetwear look. The tubular fabric construction ensures a clean fit, while taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems add durability for long-lasting comfort — even on your worst food decision days.

Fabric details:
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:
• The White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Made especially for you once you place your order. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction — because while your stomach may be reckless, your shopping choices don’t have to be.