Same Shit, Different Hat (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

New badge.
New uniform.
New slogan.

Same system.

Same Shit, Different Hat calls out the cycle — different faces, different symbols, different “authority”… but the power structure stays suspiciously familiar.

This design hits hard and doesn’t pretend to be neutral. It’s satire with teeth. A reminder that changing the costume doesn’t always change the behavior.

Because sometimes the problem isn’t the hat.
It’s what’s underneath it.

Bold. Political. Unapologetically critical.

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The Fit & Feel

Clean structure. Solid weight. Built to hold its shape — and its message.

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Perfect for layered streetwear or as a standalone statement piece.

Disclaimer:

• Due to fabric properties, the White variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde requirements.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction.

Different hat.
Same story.