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“Sarcasm Included” is for those who don’t come with a filter—and never asked for one. Featuring bold, colorful typography, a cheeky smirk, and that confident donkey energy, this design makes one thing clear: what you see is what you get… plus commentary.
It’s not an attitude problem. It’s a communication style.
Perfect for everyday wear, casual chaos, workplace survival, or social situations where your inner voice refuses to stay quiet. This tee doesn’t just make a statement—it delivers it with a raised eyebrow.
Printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, it offers a structured fit that keeps clean lines and a confident silhouette. It pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear looks or stands strong on its own—just like your sense of humor. Comfortable, durable, and ready for conversations that escalate quickly.
Product details:
100% cotton
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Please note:
The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties.
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
For adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.
Each shirt is made on demand to reduce overproduction—because while sarcasm is unlimited, waste shouldn’t be.