Talent Optional - Paris Hilton (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Pink sparkle. Tiny dogs. Champagne on ice. Zero apologies.

Talent Optional – Paris Hilton is a glitter-drenched tribute to the era that proved fame doesn’t always need a résumé. Sometimes it just needs confidence, connections, and a perfectly timed flash of the camera.

Surrounded by cash, luxury, and unapologetic glamour, this design captures the ultimate pop-culture truth: influence isn’t earned the traditional way — it’s curated. And when you understand the game, talent becomes… optional.

Part of the 👑 Fame, Power & Bullshit collection, this tee celebrates the business of being famous for being famous. It’s irony in heels. Satire in rhinestones. A raised eyebrow behind oversized sunglasses.

Underneath the glittering statement, you’ll find sharp structure. This unisex classic tee is crafted from 100% cotton, delivering a clean, structured silhouette that holds its shape and pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or bold solo styling.

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Classic fit. Flashbulb energy. Cultural commentary stitched into every seam.

Details & Compliance:

• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

• Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements

• For adults

• EU warranty: 2 years

Made on demand — because mass production is for people without exclusivity.

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