There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Statistically speaking, there’s a 99% chance… you don’t care.
And honestly? That’s the power move.

This tee is for the gloriously unbothered. The ones who’ve done the math, checked the odds, and decided their energy is too valuable to waste. Bold, punchy typography with that unapologetic red “99%” makes the message impossible to ignore—while making it crystal clear that you’re not here for approval.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic t-shirt delivers a structured, confident fit that holds its shape and keeps your look sharp. It sits clean on the shoulders, falls just right, and pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear or stands strong on its own. Durable, breathable, and built for everyday rebellion.

Details that matter:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn for a sturdy feel

• Tubular fabric construction

• Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Please note:

• The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Designed for adults.
EU warranty: 2 years.
Meets EU requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde levels.

Each piece is made on demand just for you—no mass production, no unnecessary waste. Because caring about the planet? That might be part of the 1%.