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Sharp suit. Dark sunglasses. Presidential confidence set to maximum.
Too Cool For Democracy – Emmanuel Macron captures the polished, untouchable aura of modern power. The vibe? Less town hall, more action movie premiere. When politics becomes performance and leadership turns into branding, coolness can start to look like control.
Part of the 👑 Fame, Power & Bullshit collection, this design plays with the thin line between authority and image. It’s satire dressed in a tailored suit — sleek, composed, and just a little too comfortable at the top.
Because in today’s world, charisma travels faster than policy. And sometimes being “above it all” is the ultimate power move.
Beneath the statement, you get timeless structure. This unisex classic tee is crafted from 100% cotton, delivering a clean, structured fit that maintains sharp lines and elevates any layered streetwear look. Minimal effort. Maximum presence.
100% cotton
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Classic silhouette. Political irony. Effortless edge.
Details & Compliance:
White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Contains 0% recycled polyester
Contains 0% dangerous substances
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements
For adults
EU warranty: 2 years
Made on demand — because real power doesn’t mass produce.
Too cool to campaign. Too sharp to ignore.