Too Serious For Memes #1 - Keanu Reeves (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Stoic face. Tactical suit. Internet chaos exploding all around.

Too Serious For Memes #1 – Keanu Reeves captures the ultimate paradox of modern fame: the more intense, silent, and unbothered you are… the harder the internet turns you into a meme. Surrounded by frogs, dogs, emojis, crypto jokes, and digital absurdity, he stands there — calm, focused, untouchable.

Because when you move like a legend, the timeline loses its mind.

Part of the 👑 Fame, Power & Bullshit collection, this design is a tribute to the collision between cinematic gravitas and meme culture hysteria. It’s about being iconic without trying. Viral without asking. Worshipped by the algorithm.

Deadpan expression. Maximum impact.

Under the visual chaos, you get clean structure. This unisex classic tee is crafted from 100% cotton, giving you a sharp, structured fit that holds its lines and elevates any streetwear combination. Layer it under a jacket or let it speak on its own — it doesn’t blink.

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Classic silhouette. Internet-era irony. Cinematic energy.

Details & Compliance:

• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

• Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements

• For adults

• EU warranty: 2 years

Made on demand — no overproduction, no unnecessary noise.

Too serious for memes.
Still the main character of all of them.