Too Serious For Memes #2 - Keanu Reeves (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Minimal chaos. Maximum presence.

Too Serious For Memes #2 – Keanu Reeves strips the noise away and leaves only the stare. No flying emojis. No internet clutter. Just sharp tailoring, a deadpan expression, and a statement that hits like a clean headshot.

In a culture addicted to turning everything into a joke, this design stands still. Calm. Composed. Untouchable. The irony? The more serious the face, the harder the internet tries.

Part of the 👑 Fame, Power & Bullshit collection, this piece captures the collision between cinematic intensity and meme-obsessed culture. It’s about being iconic without playing along. About commanding attention without asking for it.

No punchline needed.

Beneath the attitude, the structure delivers. This unisex classic tee is crafted from 100% cotton, offering a clean, structured fit that maintains sharp lines and elevates any layered streetwear look. Simple silhouette. Strong impact.

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Timeless cut. Stoic energy. Cultural commentary in bold print.

Details & Compliance:

• White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

• Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements

• For adults

• EU warranty: 2 years

Made on demand — because legends don’t rush production.

Too serious for memes.
Still unforgettable.