Too Tired To Fear Friday the 13th (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

Superstition requires energy.
You have none left.

"Too Tired To Fear Friday the 13th" is for the chronically exhausted who don’t have the bandwidth for bad luck, curses, or dramatic plot twists. Haunted? Possessed? Unlucky? Please. You’re just sleepy.

The design hits with bold, stacked typography that feels strong and unapologetic, while the red “13th” adds just the right punch of ominous contrast. It nods to horror aesthetics—but with a twist of pure burnout realism. Spooky season meets everyday exhaustion.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee delivers a structured fit that keeps sharp lines and a confident silhouette. Ideal for layering or wearing solo when your vibe is “running on fumes.” The open-end yarn and tubular fabric construction offer durability with a timeless streetwear feel, while taped neck and shoulders plus double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem ensure it holds up—even if you don’t.

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because while luck may be questionable, your choices don’t have to be.

Fear the 13th?
You’re just trying to survive the week.