Weekends Are A Scam (Unisex Classic T-shirt)

You wait five days for freedom…
And it disappears in 48 hours.

“Weekends Are A Scam” is for anyone who’s blinked on Friday night and somehow woken up late Sunday with existential dread already loading. It’s not rest. It’s a teaser trailer for a life you don’t have time to live.

Minimal design. Maximum truth.
Because two days isn’t a break — it’s a subscription trial.

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The Fit & Feel

This unisex classic tee delivers a structured silhouette with clean lines and durable construction. It keeps its shape, pairs effortlessly with layered streetwear, and lets the message do the heavy lifting.

Details:

• 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimer:
• The White variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde requirements.

Made on demand to reduce overproduction — because even disillusionment should be sustainably produced.

Two days off.
Five days to recover from them.